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(401): This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
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(740): I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep.
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(305): Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I’m not coming.
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(440): mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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(805): I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I’ll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
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(508): He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses….i think i love him
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(480): Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
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(636): Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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(+84): The great thing about vietnam is that if I’m drunk during the day people just think I’m being white.
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(512): you never know when you’ll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator.
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